this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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