Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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