Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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