I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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