That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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