these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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