I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
