I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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