It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
