who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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