On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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