That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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