I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I need to align my fucking chakras
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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