This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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