I'm lost and stupid without you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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