This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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