Sponge bath it is.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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