well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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