So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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