Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
