The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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