OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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