I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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