He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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