I must be too annoying 4 u.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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