we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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