oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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