she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Boobs are out for the taking
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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