At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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