And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
