so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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