week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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