That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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