shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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