No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
