We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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