Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize