its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
