that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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