I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
His nipple licking is glorious
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