But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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