Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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