just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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