Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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