you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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