Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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