dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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