So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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