She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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