Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize