someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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