I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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