Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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