he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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