doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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