Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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