Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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